"Folks, nobody knows luxury cars better than me—BELIEVE ME! Cadillac used to be KING, absolute KING, better than Mercedes, smoother than BMW, but then? Total disaster! Weak leadership, bad decisions—SAD!
But don’t worry, because President Trump is here—we’re gonna MAKE CADILLAC GREAT AGAIN! The best cars, MADE IN AMERICA, nobody comes close! Huge engines, GOLD-PLATED interiors, technology so smart it’ll make your head spin! Ch ina’s copying, Germany’s shaking—they can’t compete!
We’re gonna WIN so much, you’ll get tired of winning! Because losing? Not an option! MCGA—remember it!👐👐 [赞][doge]
